Estates In Nairobi Where You Will Meet The Thirstiest 'Mafisi'

The Fisi is a slang term for sex-starved beta and omega males who fawn over women and worship them in order to be granted access to the mighty punani.. That is, men who heap transparently shallow compliments and favors on chicks in hopes of sexual reciprocation.
Being a fisi can be fun if you go about it in the right way. Unfortunately, most fisis are just plain desperate. And where are they mostly found? Simple. In these 7 estates.

I've been dissing Rongai people a lot of late but it isn't out of any ill motive. The Rongai fisi also happens to be the ‘Nyama kwa nyama' maestro. This guy's relationship with condoms is kinda like the one Bahati has with Willy Paul. Very complicated and unlikely to be resolved. The Rongai guy just likes his sex ‘unprotected'. He'll always lie to a girl that he got tested a few days ago and in the morning, you'll see him hovering around the chemist waiting for other customers to get out so he can go in and buy P2 for his chips funga without being judged. 

Peeps here are the kind that send good morning texts to random girls every time the sun rises and wreck havoc whenever they rejected. “Kwani huyu dem hawezi appreciate hii effort yote yenye nimemake?”, they wonder. It comes as no surprise that many ladies don't live in Kasa for more than 18 months. The pressure from males is just too much. Males who place too much emotions into the whole process of hooking up.
To make matters worse, the thirsty populace here are mostly young high school leavers or campo guys that are staying with their older brothers or sisters. They adore girls but find it hard to approach the right way. You'll find them staring at passing asses all the time but with no courage to holla.
Every time a young guy from Kasa sees a really hot girl, a river of excuses flowed out of his mouth, similar to the excuses you might have used yourself before chickening out on an approach: “She’s not my type,” “I’m not in the mood,” or “She’s much older than me.” Poor souls. No wonder Vaseline sales have skyrocketed in this neck of the woods 

Buru Buru
A Buru dude will chips funga a lady then make her leave very early next morning. Why? Because another chick is coming over at 9’o’clock. Don’t trust me? Go to a Buru matatu stage at 7 in the morning on a Sato and you’ll see groups of lonely mini-skirt clad chicks waiting for matatus to put an end to their walks of shame.
To get the chicks to leave, Buru guys come up with a bunch of lies like, “My daddy said he’ll visit me at 8 in the morning” or ‘” Beshte yangu ameshikwa na Kanjo. Nafaa kuenda kumtoa’’. A good number of them will just order the chic to leave, plain and simple. All this occurs after they have unleashed all their animalistic styles and beastly aggressiveness in the name of sex. 

This hood has a lot of young guys who have somehow made it. And they are as ruthless as medieval tyrants. Accompanied with endless braggadocio, they use their cash to make sure they get as much pussy as possible. Mr. Thirsty with the money hits on girls by selling his success. Ati “Oh i do this and that. I know so and so.” Then he pulls out his phone and car keys and chicks be wet. It's all good though. 

Nairobi West
I was chatting with my friend Brenda the other day and she asked me, “Why is it that every time a guy buys a girl a drink, it’s like she owes him. We don’t owe any of you nothing. You bought the drink because you wanted to. We didn’t ask you. Give it up already!”. I told her that she had probably been going out with two many guys from Nairobi West. It's true that the fisis from this area love drinking. And they use drinks as the only reliable means to get lungula. Luckily, girls love drinking so this strategy always works. 

Some say that guys from Ngara invented the phrase ‘Kam tuwatch movie'. What starts out as a movie invitation ends up being an intense negotiation for sex. Most of Nairobi's porn consumers also come from Ngara.
The Ngara fisi is also the online pest. He will write on a girl's Facebook wall then comment on what he just wrote. He's the same guy that will slide into the DMs or inbox and send 100 messages but still keep sending despite not getting any response
Ngara guys like to follow pages of models and leave tons of “You’re so hot”, “Beautiful”, comments on their pics and pages. Someone give these guys some water please 

Guys from this Thika Road hood are the type to text a chic they just met recently, then call her to ask “Ulipata text yangu?” Fellas, if you text a chick, and she does not text you back, there’s a reason she has not done so. There is nothing wrong with a follow-up phone call, but use your judgement in the situation. If you find yourself calling her constantly or sending texts like “I haven’t heard from you in a while,” or “You must be busy,” then you’re being thirsty. She got your text, but she didn’t want to talk to you.

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MEN. 6 signs you’re good in bed… for men

Nothing feels better than when a man is good in bed and can satisfy his lady with minimum fuss.
When you’re good in bed it simply means you can satisfy your partner, you are aware of your partner’s needs and are sensitive to the way she feels and what she craves for; it doesn’t end there, after knowing what she needs, you also know how to make her feel better and want you the more.
That’s the man in charge and I call him the Undertaker.
I’m not sure every man fits to be called an undertaker to be honest; read on as I show you six signs that you really are the boss in bed.

One thing about moments is that the brain only remembers moments that are worth remembering, either good or bad; that’s why what hurts you the most and what pleases you the most are moments you would never forget. In other words, if you can create special memories that she just won’t forget then you are really super when in the sheets.

This is the perfect way to know if you normally satisfy your lady or you just wasting time and energy. A lady’s response after sex is the perfect litmus test; if she warms up to you immediately then she loved it, if she keeps a blank face then she didn’t enjoy it but she just can’t tell you, if she complains then you totally suck. Which category do you belong?

If your lady hasn’t told you “honey you are totally good in bed” then you aren’t. Ladies are the best judge when it comes to which man is good and which isn’t; if you make her feel great time after time, she would tell you; if you can blow her brains out, she would love you for it and won’t let go; even the most conservative of ladies would open up to a man that can make her go wild.

A man who knows what he’s doing is never in a hurry, he knows that to please a lady and make her reach orgasm, he has to take heed to other things rather than just jump straight to having sex. In other words, you take the foreplay serious, you notice what your lady craves for, you still are romantic even when the act is going and further more. When a man has all this, it means he’s in control of the situation and would make his lady go gaga.

Reaction says it all really; her reaction after sex is important and her relationship during the act is as well important. Does she just sit back, complain and give directions on so many things you aren’t doing well or does she moan and ask for more? These are two different things you should observe; the reaction your lady normally gives is the perfect judge to testing your abilities and if she goes with the latter most times then you are really the boss.

This is one part most men forget, sex and love making isn’t just about you satisfying yourself, it goes beyond that. How do you treat your lady when making love? Do you take love making as an act that would satisfy you or your lady? Do you make her smile and have fun while it’s on? Do you make her feel good about her body? Do you appreciate her? These so called things would make your lady value you the more and enjoy every bit of love making with you. With these, she would love you the more and you would as well satisfy her needs; so it’s a win-win situation.

So the big answer to if you really are good in bed as you claim lies up to you; if you are positive to most of the tips mentioned here then you surely do have a lady that’s truly satisfied, and if you aren’t then you should wake up; your lady deserves to feel good too.

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8 secrets about the male erection revealed.

Knowing these facts is important both for men and for ladies. They can help you to stay healthy and get more pleasure while making love.
Secrets you did not know about the erection:
1. Alcohol makes it weaker
Some people mistakenly think that drinking is the essential part of romance and courting and it can boost the erection. That’s not true. A glass of wine won’t hurt, but anything more can kill the erection. Alcohol widens veins and arteries. The arteries supply the blood to the penis and that’s good, but at the same time, the veins need to tighten up to keep the blood in the manhood. But they get wider too. So, the blood comes and goes, and the man loses firmness in his vital organ.

2. Types of erection
You thought there was just one, right? Well, men are full of surprises. They have the morning wood or something called a nocturnal erection. It happens involuntarily at night or in the morning. The other kind is known as the psychogenic erection, and it is evoked by lustful thoughts or fantasies. And there is the good old one evoked by touches.

3. You can make him bigger and firmer
How do you do that? Well, use your mouth instead of the hand or other body parts. The difference in size can be significant!

4. The banana shape
Some men have bent penises. They much resemble the banana shape when erected.

5. Make him stop
If the guy masturbates regularly, his manhood becomes weaker and smaller, when erected. So, if you wish to get the real thing, make him stop!

6. Condoms are not the best friends
Some men are unable to attain a healthy erection using condoms. They are not faking it.

7. Fat men don’t do good in bed
Being overweight lowers the level of male hormones in the body, and the erection becomes less firm.

8. He is not in control
Over 30 percent of men are unhappy about how long they can last. The erection may be too short for him to satisfy the woman.

6 lies every lady must have told

Lies are not uncommon as far as relationships are concerned. There are some simple lies almost every lady must have told at a point in time; probably to a man she’s dating or to a man that’s asking her out.
You would hardly see a lady that hasn’t told a lie while growing up or even till present. Some are simple white lies while others are not too simple.
This promises to be fun; read on as the ladies little lies get exposed.


I don’t think there isn’t a lady that hasn’t told this lie; using period as a reason not to have sex is common among ladies. It could be because she isn’t probably in the mood or she’s angry with her man or maybe because she suspects the guy just wants to take advantage of her; there are so many scenarios where this happens but almost every lady most have told this lie.

That one minute might lead to an hour. This is one white lie every lady tells; we know you want to look good, we know you need to have your makeup spot on, we know it isn’t something that you can rush up within seconds, but come on; it’s quite frustrating when we have to go through this time after time.

I think every lady must have told this lie at a point in time. There was a period when this lie was the quickest lie every lady had to tell to a guy she really doesn’t like; it’s not as common as it used to be but every lady must have told this lie at one point in time.
This is also another lie that holds sway to this day. You can feel the anger boiling through her, you can see the expression on her face, yet she tells you that she isn’t angry. This is one lie that would forever remain.
When a lady is getting tired of her man or when she’s avoiding a guy she doesn’t like, this is one lie and one action she takes to frustrate him. Most times, she heard those calls but probably didn’t want to pick; sometimes it could be genuine though, but I wouldn’t always bet on that.
This is one subtle way of telling you, I don’t want to date you. She might come up with flimsy excuses like she doesn’t need men trouble right now or she just needs a break but those are just words she uses to soften the effect of her telling you “I don’t want you Mr”. If a lady is single and she wants you, she would always take that chance of being with you – no matter what.

So fellas, there you have it; I’m pretty sure every guy must have been told this lie and every lady must have told at least four of these lies.
I hope you had fun reading this and hope you found it interesting; have a great day.

7 types of women that men find unattractive

If you are a lady, you are strongly advised to read this article because you might just be among the type of women in this list. There are some attributes you might possess that might be chasing the men away from you or making you have issues with your man. It’s time I list these things men find unattractive so every woman would have a lovely relationship.
Below are the types of women men find unattractive

Women tend to forget that a woman’s hair is her pride. Men hate women that don’t care for their hair, they find them unattractive. Every woman should ensure her hair looks great at all times whether you are single or in a relationship.

Some ladies don’t just know what kind of clothes look good on them and it’s so wrong. Because Kim Kardashian looks hot in it doesn’t mean you would. Know your body type and dress to your body type. Always look good because that’s the first thing a man would see when he sees you. Your dress sense would first bring him to you before he discovers if you have a good character or not.

Yeah you read that. No man wants his woman with so much hair in her armpit region. Do you plan braiding those hairs in your armpit? I can actually go hunting in the V-region (ladies you know what I mean by V-region, your honey pot), it’s like there is a forest there. Come on ladies, shave those hairs or trim them; make them look good.

Some ladies think it’s so cool to jump from one bed to another, well men find such women unattractive. Forget what the man tells you, he is telling you all that to join the list of men that have gotten down with you; he doesn’t find you attractive. Every man wants a woman who would take him round the world in bed but we don’t want a woman who thinks a man’s d**k is an experiment tool and she needs to work on them all.

Men find desperate women unattractive. Come on angel, I know you are lonely and maybe need a man quickly but you shouldn’t let the world know you are desperate. Take your time and the fella would say hello, don’t be so desperate to get him because he might just go away the moment he knows you are desperate.

Men love spoiling ladies but don’t go acting like it’s his job to do this and that, says who? Take him out and pay sometimes, make your hair without asking him to foot the bill. When a man knows a sister can do without him, he respects her even more and finds her attractive. Ladies don’t be classless and live off your man, go get a job if you don’t have one. Chivalry is not a thing of the past but don’t act like you are entitled to his wallet.

Some ladies think it’s their birth right to rain down on any soul, friends or strangers. Come on, no man would find that trait attractive. That attitude isn’t ladylike and won’t get you a good man.

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