Six Guys You'll Sleep With in a Sex Drought

It's time to face the facts: Even the most sexually active of us will at some point go through a drought, if we haven't already. In fact, some of us have probably already gone through a drought or two and will identify with this list on a spiritual level.

There is no avoiding it unless you're willing to stoop way too low. In which case - you do you, babe.

Whether you've lost all your hookups coming home for the summer, you've found yourself moving to a new place, or your luck is just kind of shitty, a drought is bound to make its way into your sex life. Here are the surefire characters who are bound to show up.

Your old booty call

While the rest of this list is in no particular order, this one made No. 1 for a reason. Your old booty call is the easiest person to resort to when trying to crawl out of this drought. You two have already hooked up and understand the no-strings-attached relationship.
Realistically, he was an ex-booty call for a reason, and you probably swore him off for good, but sometime you gotta do what you gotta do.

The guy who's been trying to hit it

You've pretty much shut him down every chance you've gotten, but now you're living with a more "beggars can't be choosers" mentality. In this case he's been the one begging, but hey, you get my point. He's been trying to get with you for a while and now just may be his chance.



Just make sure to clarify the fact that this is a one time thing and at the best, temporary. You're only fucking him as a last resort and as soon as you get your sex life back, he's out.

Literally anyone from the bar

And by anyone, you really mean anyone. When your sex life goes down, so do your standards, I'm pretty sure that's a law of nature. Your beer goggles will be extra strong and as long as he's not completely gross, you'll probably see potential.

I'd like to tell you to avoid bars during your drought, but you're going to need a drink or two to make it through. The only advice I can give is try to go with a couple of trustworthy friends who won't let you go home with a guy rocking a neck beard.

Your ex.

Oh honey, you had to know this one is coming, especially if you've already been through this sexless period of your life. This one is so unavoidable. When looking for someone to hook up with, you typically revert to past hookups, and there is no past hookup like your ex.
Something about having zero sex for an extended period of time makes your common sense fly out the window. I'm not telling you that this hookup is a good idea or encouraging it by any means. I'm just telling you that it's going to happen, so you better be prepared.

The guy you friendzoned

I feel like the most important thing for me to say about this one, for his sake, is that you need to make sure that it is clear just because you two hook up does not mean he is out of the friend zone. You need to make sure that this guy stays in his lane and doesn't get ahead of himself.

He's probably a nice guy and you wouldn't want to hurt him just because you're horny enough to now fuck him. Tread lightly.

Someone you met on Tinder

This one happens to be in the spot it was given for a reason. Just like your old booty call will be your first resort, I'm praying for your sake that this is your last resort.

While I've truthfully never taken to Tinder, I've seen many of my friends take the desperation path. This is for those of you in a serious situation and in serious need of getting laid. If you can avoid going here, please do.